If Star Trek’s computers were real…

Posted by a friend of mine on Facebook… I LMAO:

To be more realistic, Star Trek interactions with the computer should have gone more like this:

“Computer, hail the Klingons.”

“What was that?”

“Hail the Klingons!”

“To help me understand you better, please tell me what you just said…..

1) Ale to Vogons

2) Hail on Vulcan

3) Bale for Klingons”

“None of the above!”

“Initiating death from above.”

“No, stop!”

“Coming to full stop.”