If Star Trek’s computers were real…
Posted by a friend of mine on Facebook… I LMAO:
To be more realistic, Star Trek interactions with the computer should have gone more like this:
“Computer, hail the Klingons.”
“What was that?”
“Hail the Klingons!”
“To help me understand you better, please tell me what you just said…..
1) Ale to Vogons
2) Hail on Vulcan
3) Bale for Klingons”
“None of the above!”
“Initiating death from above.”
“No, stop!”
“Coming to full stop.”
Odd attractions
I found these fantastic flyers in my hotel lobby this morning.
Alarmingly the Amish Attractions seems to simply consist only of quilts.
The Castle Winery however, sounds pretty impressive with its authentic 12th century, 121000 square foot Tuscan castle consisting of 107 rooms, 8000 tons of hand squared stones, 8 levels (with 4 below ground), 900 feet of caves, a moat, dungeon, a torture chamber, a consecrated chapel and a hand-painted grand hall. Not quite sure how they can claim that the castle is authentic since its sitting in California and built in the 90s.
- Amish Attractions
- Castle Winery
- Pez Museum
99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet
A work colleague just showed me this site (yep its Friday): Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something
Its a fantastic collection of Internet sites and videos. Check it out.
Here are some of my favourites:
Section 92a Cartoons
Cartoons by Rod Emmerson, Mike Moreu and Dylan Horrock on Section 92a
- it’s insane
- pirating the justice system
- the Internet is evil
Actually I suspect I just broke some copyright laws by posting these images here ;)






